What Is A Door When It's Not AJar?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 04/06/2017 at 20:43 • Filed to: Thoughts

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Doors have this flaw in their design which causes spontaneous transmutations into jars. Cars have to legally warn you when your door is ajar since jars are terrible doors. Oddly enough though, jars dont become adoor. Hmm, come to think if it, Im not even sure a jar is adoorable to be honest...

Either way, it’s always jarring when vehicles tell me my door has been replaced by a container considering Im already sitting inside a container. That’s the issue really, replacing the closed area of a container with another container creates a “negative-container” also known in the science world as...“Spaaaace.”

The Door is Ajar...well that’s just like your opinion, Man. Just give me my space and stop telling me my door is ajar. I think I know my door well enough thank you very much! Geez and crackers...really?!! Psshhh...

Seriously, can you imagine taking your car to the ER and the doctor...err mechanic says, “Im sorry, we did everything your insurance provider would allow us to do. *Removes goggles* We...w-w-weee just couldnt save it. Your door is ajar!!”

Waaaahhhhhahahah! Ohh. My....woooorrdddblublaarghhh *faints*

Maxima Speed > Wobbles the Mind 04/06/2017 at 20:54

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Bro, smoke weed much? :P

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind 04/06/2017 at 20:57

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This coming from him 24 hours after he says he wants to stop posting random nonsense.

MM54 > Wobbles the Mind 04/06/2017 at 20:57

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Closed.

Wobbles the Mind > Maxima Speed 04/06/2017 at 20:58

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The only thing I get high on is L.I.F.E., which is the name of this particular strand.

Urambo Tauro > Wobbles the Mind 04/06/2017 at 20:59

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The first “A” is obviously a negative prefix. Therefore the door is a “non-jar”.

Wobbles the Mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/06/2017 at 21:03

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Never said that!

“Im still gonna do whatever Im gonna do, but when Im in a good mood I sometimes consider things BEFORE I share them. When that happens it would be nice to know what you like, bae!”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 04/06/2017 at 21:04

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That was a punishing read.

But would the door still be ajar if you used a jar as a doorstop?

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Wobbles the Mind 04/06/2017 at 21:25

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At least DMC stuck with the seatbelt indicator logo...

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Wobbles the Mind 04/06/2017 at 22:04

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One of the few things I remember from when I was a kid was my grandfather, the service manager at the local Dodge dealership, bringing home a Spirit RT that had spoken warnings. When the door was open, it went “THE DOOR...isajar. THE DOOR...isajar.”